Kallisti!

The newly christened Eris is already doing a fine job of sowing discord, this time amongst the brave defenders of embattled neoconservatism: "Come on! ... [They] were taking a cheap shot at world affairs. Why assume the anti-war vibe? Because of Michael Brown's own statements, coupled with the fact that he is from the California Institute of Technology, located in far west Moonbat country."

(Some debate at the Bad Astronomy Blog as to whether this is satire, but three updates from the original author say he's serious. Bless)