Horrible things to realise about dice

Mash was hunting through my dice bag this evening and found what he at first thought was a blank D20. Actually it was just really old and faded, and I realised that it was the D20 that came with my very first D&D Basic Set (the blue book box) way back in mumbledy peg. It's been following me around for--

And that's when it struck me: my dice are older than some of my players.

I'm going to go hide under a blanket for a while now.